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Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Wishing



“I wish I could fly,” sighed the frog on the lily pad. “If I could, I would fly all the time! Why my feet would never touch ground and I’d only be wet when I wanted to. I could eat all the flying things ‘cause none would be out of my reach.”
A passing moth heard his diatribe from beginning to end. Swooping closer, she whispered. “I wish I could hop!”
“You do?” Asked the frog.
“Not really,” said the moth. “I was trying to make you feel like less of a loser. Flying’s AWESOME!”
Moth’s can be such jerks.

Monday, December 1, 2014

Jelly Drabble


Oh Mint Flavor Apple Jelly! 
Where have you been all my life?
You are so delicious to eat but not so lovely to look upon. 
You are green and slimy. 
You look like boogers! 
Oh how I wish I had met you when I was a kid. 
We would have had such fun, dear jelly. 
I would have smeared you all over my face and hands and chased my sisters around growling, 
"I am the booger monster!" 
Now that I think about it, it's probably best that I met you now instead of then. 
I'm sure my sisters would agree.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Writober Daily Drabble 6: Abandoned Balloon



Some snotty kid was all excited to have me and hold me by my string for all of thirty seconds. Then I was let go to drift. I don’t think the kid even noticed being so weighed down by stuffed animals and funnel cake and hot dog and soda.
It was fun, for a while, just floating below the stratosphere. But then my air began to escape. I tried to tighten my knot and hold myself taut, but nothing helped. I was losing altitude.
I was deflating when she came along with that dog. The pup bit me and…
POP!

Friday, October 3, 2014

Writober Daily Drabble 3: Brain Pain


It’s been growing there for quite a while, this thing in my brain. The other day, it started talking to me.
“Will you write about me?”
“Who are you?” I asked, thinking it must be a character waiting to be put in a story.
“I am part of you but not. I grew from you and I give you pain. Also, I have teeth.”
It likes to taunt me; pretending that it’s going to eat my brain.
Then it laughs. “Oh no, mon ame. Your tĂȘte is full of le fluff. Je t'aime.”
It loves me by giving me pain.


Thursday, October 2, 2014

Writober Daily Drabble 2: The Squirrel Watches YOU!!!


“Whatchu lookin’ at, dog?”
Phoebe stops and pulls her walker back to the tree. She looks up at a squirrel hanging sideways on the bark.
“Well,” says Phoebe. “It’s bitch, not dog and I didn't even see you.”
The squirrel laughs. “Oh, that came out totally wrong! I noticed you stopped over there and was wondering what had your attention.”
“Come on, Phoebe.” The walker pulls on the leash. “Let’s leave the nice squirrel alone.”
“There’s a really big acorn under that leaf!” Phoebe barks as she’s dragged away.

“Thanks!” The squirrel chitters back, scurrying over to the big acorn.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Tiny Terrible Tale #10: The Snoracle



The snoring man slept on a clear night, with many stars staring down at the campers gathered around the Shaman circle fire. At first, the five friends carried on carousing, not even aware of the snoring man. But as conversations waned, they couldn’t help but hear the snores.


“I wonder what it means,” said Ben.


“What what means?” Asked Bek.


“The snores. I’m curious… there’s got to be at least one religion where sleep is interpreted by someone other than the sleeper. Like, could there be a religion based on, say, snores?”


Just then, a loud rumbling snore emitted from the tent across the way.


“The snoring man says yes!” Ben exclaimed. They all laughed.


A guy from another circle wandered over to their fire. “Do any of you know where Shana’s camped?”


None of them knew Shana, but as they were about to tell him that when the snoring man made a noise that sounded like the word left.


“The snoracle has spoken! She is either camped on the left or she left.”


The guy’s cell phone beeped. He looked down and read a text. “Huh. Looks like she did leave. Some sort of emergency at home?” He waved and hurried off.


They all turned to Ben. He grinned and shrugged. “Coincidence?” Then with a mischievous look, he said, “or is it?”


They laughed.


Paul sat forward with rosy cheeks, his Scouser accent thick with alcohol. “Gonna rain?” He asked.


A light airy snore answered, “yeeeeeessssss.”


They all turned their faces to the sky that had been clear just seconds before and it poured only on them for five seconds then stopped,


“That was weird,” Jeanine murmured, sober and and somber from the dousing.


“I have a question,” Kelly hopped up excitedly, shaking water from her hair and body. “What is the answer?”


A long, drawn out snore that sounded like, “Forty-two.”


They laughed again.


At the same time, both Bek and Ben spoke.


Ben asked, “What is the question?”


At the same time Bek said, “When will we die?”


The snorer said, “that in minutes.”

Forty-two minutes later they were all dead.


Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Tiny Terrible Tale #9: Ben Who Left and Almost Never Came Back

Dedicated to Ben and based on a true story... though completely fictional

"Come on, let's go!" Ben's friends called.

"Where are we going?" Ben asked as he caught up.

A sly smile touched the lips of his closest friend as they stepped nearer to one of the sacred circles. "We," he said, "are going to a wedding!"

"Oh, okay," said Ben. "Whose wedding?"

"Yours!" His friends sang in chorus as they arrive.

In the clearing was a dragon. She was 10 feet tall, orange and blue and scaled like a serpent. She winked at Ben. He squealed then fled. He could hear the flap of leathery wings and he ran faster. The trees to his left and right burst into flames. He pushed himself to run even faster. The air filled with smoke and ash flew into his eyes and nose and throat. He coughed, feeling his pace slow and his legs become wobbly. His vision blurred as his head felt like it was floating above him.

"Am I high?" He asked, sinking to the soft, inviting earth.

A warmth surrounded him as the dragon wrapped around his body.

"Yes," she said and held him tight.

So they got married.

Alas, Ben had eaten raw chicken on a shish kabob so he got salmonella and died.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Tiny Terrible Tale #7: MILK

"Whole milk is too thick," he spat, curling his lips & sticking out his tongue in disgust. 

"Skim?" She asked. 

"Might as well drink water." 

"Okay." So she poured the two together on his head.


Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Tiny Terrible Tale #6: Library Fines


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"I'm here to take care of my fine." The man said in a very serious tone.
"Oh good," said the older library worker.
"'Bout time," smirked the other one.
"That'll be," the first one paused. "Twenty cents."
They all laughed as he dropped two dimes in the counter. He gave an exaggerated wipe to his forehead.
"Glad to have that off my conscience."
"Oh, I know!" Exclaimed the young smirker. "You don't want to let that build up! If you owe over five dollars, we send out the Library's Secret Mafia."
He laughed. "Good! I can stop running. Have a good day!"
They waved and wished him a good day too.
The older woman turned to the younger one. "Why would you say that? You know we never send out the Mafia before a fifty dollar infraction."

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Drabble Dream 20: Test

I'm waiting to take a test. 
The test doesn't start for another four hours, but people are running around and screaming. I sit calmly. The proctors for the test has each of us go into separate rooms. There is only one desk. It's too small and the chair is too big to fit under it. The proctor says I have a certain amount of time to finish the test but refuses to tell me how much. The test has only one question:
What is the purpose of your life and why?
My answer is amazing.

But when I wake, the answer is forgotten.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Tiny Terrible Tale #3: Baby Powers

"She's so good with babies!" Kelly's wife, Miranda said. "Every time she holds them, they fall asleep."
The exhausted Mom happily handed Kelly her screaming baby. True to what Miranda said, the baby fell right to sleep.
The Mom smiled. "Thank you."
Kelly nodded then broke the baby.
"Oh," said Miranda, "That happens sometimes."

*** No actual babies were harmed in this tale ***

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Tiny Terrible Tale, take TWO: The Death of a Pen





"Stories left untold, words unwritten, yet here I lie at the bottom of a trashcan with ink still in my heart."


"Oh, do shut up!" Said the half eaten doughnut.


Thursday, May 29, 2014

Daily Drabble 30: Corpses


"It must be weird with all of the corpses."
"What?"
"For the trees."
"Still not followin' ya, hon."
"So what if all the statues were like actually corpses? And some other something uses them to do whatever."
"Is this what your fancy college classes, I paying for, teach you?"
"No dad! I thought of this on my own. Like electrical poles are the corpses of trees and they're all around the living trees. Isn't that sad?"
"Well... bodies, buried in the ground, once broken down, feed the trees. So they use our corpses too."
"Isn't the circle of life grand?"

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Tiny Terrible Tales 1: Shark and Cow

Guest Staring: Bee and Zebra

Late one night while camping, Cow was sitting by the fire, meditating on the flames. Shark came up behind him.
"Whatcha doin'?" Shark asked.
"Meditating on the fire," said Cow.
"Cool." Said Shark and he ate him.
He then sat in Cows empty chair and meditated on the fire until Bee and Zebra showed up. Then, they ate him.

THE END

dedicated to Claire and Tracy 

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Drabble Dream 19: Pilot

I was in a plane or a spaceship and getting ready to take off. I was a certified pilot and had been flying for years.
“Are you sure you can do this?” The voice was outside the plane or spaceship.
I rolled my eyes. “I’ve been doing this for years. I know what I’m doing.”
“But you’re blind!”
I was. But I had the controls memorized. I could do this! I could… crap. Did I just run into the side of the hanger?
“Abort! Abort!” I shouted.
“You’re not even out of the building!” The voice screamed. “You’re on FIRE!”

Friday, May 9, 2014

Daily Drabble 29: Post-it Inspiration

Post-it found in one of the books returned at the library today:
"Xemes play the xylophone in former Xanadu, Southeast Aisa."

When he woke in former Xanadu, Xemes was surprised. He managed to avoid Aisa despite it sitting right on top of the Southeast Asia. Most folks slipped easily between the two once they knew that the shadow land was there. Aisa was an escape from the responsibilities waiting in Asia. But no matter how hard anyone tried, they stretched like rubber bands and would always snap back. No one could stay for longer than a week. At least not until Xemes. After he’d been there for a month, he realized he would never snap back. That’s when the xylophone arrived.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Daily Drabble 28: CAKE!



Love                                              Love
Love yourself                                 Love yourself
Love yourself with a cake                Love yourself with a cake
Love yourself with a birthday cake  Love yourself with a birthday cake
Love yourself with a birthday cake made of ice cream cream and cake
Because it is your birthday you deserve to do the things you want
If you understood what this was about you would already know
You would know why it is important how it is awesome
While it is about cake it is not about cake
It is always about much more
It is about love
Love of self
Love

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Daily Drabble 26: Funeral Town



If you find yourself in a town beyond the cities, where nature ends and society is lost, you are in Funeral Town. Life in Funeral Town moves at a different pace. There are graveyards on every corner and the parades of the dead extend for miles. The carriages who are not part of the processionals, will wait patiently. As the hearses are pulled through the streets, the people waiting and watching will lower their heads. They are not lowered in respectful prayer, merely as a way to avoid seeing the newly dead. For in Funeral Town, the dead never leave.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Daily Drabble 22: Red Wire Horse


The mystery of you makes me smile. I don’t know why someone chose to put you on their lawn, but I’m glad they did. I wonder if they made you or bought you from some art gallery or a thrift store. I wonder what other people think when they see you. I see story ideas. But I always see stories.
In my mind, you were found. A bit of trash left near the curb by a frustrated artist. But you were seen, taken and given a fresh coat of paint then placed in the front yard to protect the house.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Daily Drabble 21: Bevel Bottomed Bottle

The bevel bottomed bottle (say that fast five times) sitting in a cup was the last thing I saw. At least, it was the last thing I saw while I was still alive. For the very moment my eyes were lazily gazing at the bottle and wondering if I shouldn’t just toss it since it can’t stand on its own, I feel a crack that runs through me and my face pitches forward. It’s strange to feel the moment of your demise yet not know how or why it happened and to have your last thoughts be about a bottle.