Oh Mint Flavor Apple Jelly!
Where have you been all my life?
You are so delicious to eat but not so lovely to look upon.
You are green and slimy.
You look like boogers!
Oh how I wish I had met you when I was a kid.
We would have had such fun, dear jelly.
I would have smeared you all over my face and hands and chased my sisters around growling,
"I am the booger monster!"
Now that I think about it, it's probably best that I met you now instead of then.
I'm sure my sisters would agree.
